1. stuff about me i guess:
    when i was around 10 i used to get so annoyed when women did that thing where they subtly hint to their husband/boyfriend they want something specific like flowers are whatever, and when the man doesn’t understand she gets all mad but she won’t freaking tell him she just wants some damn flowers because “that ruins the gesture”
    and so i’d always say like no i’m just gonna tell him i want flowers if i want them, then he knows and this hinting business is stupid.
    and they all said awwww you’ll change your mind when you’re older bluhhh.
    i even believed them for a while.

    but here i am, seventeen, people are sending flowers and nice things because i had my wisdom teeth out, and i looked at them and said i think i’ll tell my boyfriend-ish person to send me some flowers, i’d like some from him.
    my aunt just stared at me for a while, processing, and said good for you. i think i just earned respect hoo hoo.

     
  2. let me introduce myself

    johnpatrick08:

    1. the meaning behind my url
    2. a picture of me
    3. tattoos i have
    4. last time i cried and why
    5. piercings i have
    6. favorite band
    7. biggest turn off(s)
    8. top 5 (insert subject)
    9. tattoos i want
    10. biggest turn on(s)
    11. age
    12. ideas of a perfect date
    13. life goal(s)
    14. piercings i want
    15. relationship status
    16. favorite movie
    17. a fact about my life
    18. phobia
    19. middle name
    20. anything you want to ask

    Pick a number!

    (Source: novltea)

     
  3. 22:07 27th Jul 2014

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    can i just

    n00bith:

    apricots-from-nara:

    miraculoustang:

    ((whispers; please just….

    just let me ship))

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    Oh my god its this again.

    If I ever don’t reblog this assume chimpanzees stole my laptop

     
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    Tags: alwayshs

    Reblog if you’re homestuck trash

     
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    asylum-art:

    Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

    artist on tumblr

    Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.
     
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    emberises:

I must see this

    emberises:

    I must see this

    (Source: zvz.ro#http)

     
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    mariiette:

    unfreshing:

    words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together

    i want to be raven baxter ok

     
  8. how i know i've been quiet for much too long

    1. me: *in my room**phone dings*
    2. brother: *in the living room* what was that?
    3. mom: shelby's phone.
    4. brother: oh, she's here?!?
     
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    Tags: but was i even aware it was dinosaursidek

    dashdrive:

    this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

    WAIT FUCK I TOTALLY HAD THIS AS A KID

    and i forgot oh my gosh

    how could i forget the dino egg oatmeal

     
  10. 00:04

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    Tags: ;n;man

    rupex:

    You know what’s infinitely sadder than ex matesprits

    ex moirails

     
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  13. 23:53 25th Jul 2014

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    terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

    terezi-pie-rope:

    [homestucks nodding as they reblog]

    (Source: punktrolls)

     
  14. 23:37

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    Plays: 389,531

    marquise8ossyfangs:

    psycosis91:

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    ALL I WANNA DO IS [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] AND A [GUN COCK NOISE] MAYBE YOU’RE MY LOVE.

     
  15. I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

    daveprincessstrider:

    folie-a-ducks:

    lualmu:

    the-angels-take-asgard:

    avis-meum:

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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    I would marry this man

    guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

    When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

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    0 notes xD